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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (15 children)

How the fuck does this guy have a career after the suicide forest video?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When you're rich you get lots of extra chances.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It tastes like oompa loompas spitting in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

He wants to swallow some of our spit

Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Having never experienced that, I'll take your word for it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did your spouse die and everything in your home is ruined by water damage? Here's a bottle of Prime. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

I broke down and bought a pack of Prime to try recently after seeing it everywhere, even in the hands of people I don't associate with the whole Logan Paul circus.

It tasted like piss and chemicals. If you're at all sensitive to the taste of sucralose, it's like drinking battery acid. I simply cannot fathom how it is as successful as it is.

edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's targeted towards kids, and parents who don't know any better get it for them.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How did I not know these jackasses made Prime? Makes me feel guilty for the two I gagged down a year ago.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I would rather drown myself than drinking that cat piss.

Also they don't even do it out of charity. Prime, being as dogshit as it is, is selling terribly. So they are giving it away instead of having to spend money getting rid of it. Would not expect nothing else from scammer logan and soulless KSI

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Great, so anyone allergic or sensitive to coconut water is fucked. Great job Mr. Influencer. If you can't do aid right, don't get in the way of the professionals.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Anyone who is allergic to coconut has my sincere pity, because coconut might be my favorite of all flavors.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Absolute piss. My 8 year old bought some and I tried it. It's like they tried to make it taste awful.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They only did this because they are sitting on a bunch of inventory they can't sell, so they used it for marketing, check out LegalEagle on youtube he has a 20 minute video on the lawsuit they are facing, they agreed a contract to have a custom factory line built then backed off when sales plummeted

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You mean tax deductions.... More lucrative than just biting the loss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not sure how the Us tax system works, but I am guessing storing inventory is also not free

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

These people lost everything. Maybe we should monetize a video about sending a truckload of bibles and coyote urine! We're super awesome, y'all!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I couldn't find where I saw/heard it, but I swear I saw a blurb about PRIME drinks containing polyfluoroalkyl, which is what allows jackets and tents to repel water..

I did however find a Consumer Reports article.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eh, if someone comes up with such a comparison it immediately tells that they don't know what they're talking about. Like, linseed oil was also used for waterproofing (oilskin), yet it is quite healthy. Other applications/occurences of a substance simply don't tell you anything about it being good or bad for you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's HYDROGEN in the WATER, the stuff that BURNED in the HINDENBURG and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Well, PFAs are definitely not good for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd believe that. I tried Prime once and it tastes like the fumes from spray paint.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These people have suffered enough.

And it was a publicity stunt, it wasn't for the peoole, let's be real.

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