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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/10030098

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That looks like a WatchGuard XTM 5 Series. A Router/Firewall not a switch. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is what happens when you wrongly use pipes to redirect cat to dev/null. Happy now?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I see nothing wrong, here.

My furry ass isn't sysadmin certified and I sit it on the switch without a wristband, keyboard, and laptop daily.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

nothing purrsonal kit

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

"These 'CAT' cables, they aren't made out of real cat right?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

:)

who do you prefer?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

But the server makes for a wonderful bum warmer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Her ass is NOT concatenating files either

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Silly. This is how the โ€˜cat file nameโ€™ command work. You type it and the cat spits out the contents.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Oh, itโ€™s just like the historical origin of words like โ€œbugโ€ or โ€œpatchโ€.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I will have to remember not to use that command anymore. 'Scuse me while I clean up the hairball . . .