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ID: tis the season to remember that activated charcoal can render oral birth control ineffective

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ok, I will try to consume less activated charcoal πŸ™„

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

this isn't medical advice, but activated charcoal pretty much absorbs everything. don't take it the same time you take a pill if you want that pill to do anything

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does someone give birth orally??

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How are you at least the 3rd person so far to make this unfunny joke?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Low-hanging fruit is the easiest to grasp, and there's a lot of easy graspers online

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what else is low hanging?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Bong with the thong orangutan biggie titty

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Through the mouth, duh

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

And grapefruit can screw up various medicines! Not that this really applies to October. More in general.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

At first I thought this was about blowjobs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's stuff out there that can just make the pill ineffective? You'd think this would be known more widely.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are several. Grapefruit is another example that comes to mind.

And I agree, these things should be much more widely known. But now you know!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grapefruit has bad interactions with a lot of medications for some reason

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It has a chemical that is a potent CYP3A4 inhibitor - it basically turns off the enzyme that metabolizes a good chunk of medicines.

Earl grey tea has it too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Y'all been adding activated charcoal to your drinks? I mean, dyed sugar is the only other thing I can think of to have that same 'look' to it but still, if all my garnish options sucked I'd just pour the drink without a garnish.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Good for you. Plenty of others do consume it though (you probably have too, without realising. It isn't just added to drinks like the photo might suggest), and I'm sure they'd appreciate the heads up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had a cousin eat some spooky bread and found out the hard way what going cold turkey off her depression meds felt like. It was a rough couple days to get her back to baseline.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ooof, that's bad, could potentially be fatal. Take care out there, fellow medicated people!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I swear I'm never going near the stuff, lest I'm fully committed to giving oral birth!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The article you link to does not show any effect of activated charcoal on ovulation in women who use oral contraceptives. Not saying it's a good idea to eat charcoal, but the study didn't find an effect.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would it have an effect on ovulation? People are saying that the charcoal prevents the body from absorbing the pill. It's also why it's used in certain cases of poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yes, and the pill stops ovulation. So if there's no uptake of the pill, a woman will most likely ovulate. Ovulation is what was measured in the study.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Activate charcoal is very common medicine to fight gas and/or mild intestinal discomfort. Very effective when my farts become too noxious and I need to debloat....

Was it TMI..?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not sure why anyone would troll about something like this, but also never trust random people on the internet, especially on medical advice, so.. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Thanks for adding sources

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure why anyone would troll about something like this

This and your other comments in this thread make me concerned for you. There are a LOT of real, actual, existing human beings that delusionally think that tricking someone into pregnancy against their will is a morally victorious action, by any means necessary. They don’t concern themselves with such pleasantries as β€œgood faith” statements. They are a minority of people, but not by much. Please look after yourself and don’t underestimate the evil that organized religion is capable of.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Except this post is literally the opposite of trying to trick someone in to getting pregnant.

Maybe keep your concern, and instead invest the energy in better reading comprehension?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Since when do people eat activated charcoal? Am I missing something here?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you guys not take it against gas? That's a common item in medicine cabinets where I am.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I use simethicone for gas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Years ago it was a trend to put activated charcoal in stuff like toothpaste and milk based coffee drinks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Still is for toothpaste at least

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's frequently used to make food appear black. It has some legitimate uses but food shouldn't be one of them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

used to make food appear black.

just one question: why??

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because black drinks and food look so tasty...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you know what Halloween is...?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

yes, we decorate our homes, dress up as spooky creatures, eat pumpkin related foods,... and apparently some people consume stuff that contains activated charcoal? for some reason?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

People make bowls of eyeballs (peeled grapes) intestines (spaghetti) and chopped fingers (hot dogs). Spooky foods are a staple, and so is the orange/black color scheme.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Can you expand on this?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I don't think capitalism is to blame for having Spooky Food at a Halloween party.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Since they started giving birth orally.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That article needs a rigourous editing from someone that doesn't think crystals can purge toxins.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Crystals can remove ingested toxins from the body if you shoot them out a cannon at someone and blast their stomach out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yet another dumb trend that completely passed me by.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Why burn your food for that harsh crunchy texture? Just eat activated charcoal instead, no need to spend all that time and money burning food, just pure taste sensation!

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