dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Counter Strike - You're attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
Black & White
Is in color
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
See also: Battlefield 1
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light
>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game
>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"
>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and "drifter" also means "wanderer"
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the gameTarget audience is GPUs
> find "matrix filter" on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow
Legend of Zelda
But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Zelda doesn't even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it'd have been called Team Fortress 1.
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