I'm sure he tried kissing his own ass a time or two before he figured it out.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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Someone is really obsessed with a kissing Tyson...
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
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The actual message and author aside, did anyone else notice how the text got shorter over time?
From 3 to 1 line over 10 years.
Literally Fahrenheit 451
I tend to view his actions as a cyclical process, wherein he forgets, but persists in his efforts, ultimately culminating in the creation of a new post each time.
To me its always funny to think Neil forgets, then comes up with the same idea and he posts about it again
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
My headcanon is that the old posts slip his mind, he attempts to kiss his cheek, and then tells the world about his discovery
That's what happens when you forget but keep trying and then make a new post about it.
Bro definitely really wants to kiss himself on the cheek
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
It's almost like he forgets, keeps trying, then makes a new post about it
It’s like he forgot he already posted it and then made a new post
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
Oh guess I'll be sad for the rest of today
You fucking don't.
Because people on the internet never say the same thing more than once?
Welcome to Lemmy Mr. Tyson. Fuck you for what you did to Pluto
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I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I imagine that he doesn't remember he's already tried it, tries again, then posts it repeatedly using different verbiage each time.
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
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