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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

NDT's AIM profile in 2003:

I'm thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss They're perfectly aligned

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, only because the next verse references god. And NDT doesn't buy into that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Another thought to disturb a restful slumber, especially if you are vain: I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think this comment thread is glitched out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In my opinion he disremembers it, attempting further and then writes a new entry about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

My theory, which is mine and belongs to me, is as follows: cough He forgets, keeps on trying and then posts about it again cooooouuuuugggghh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's actually incorrect, the light reflected by the mirror is time delayed based on 2 x the width of glass on the mirror so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

A world renowned scientist like neil should know better

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

Younger... The image is delayed, so what's "displayed", is a younger version of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

All these garbage AI apps that make a video of you or celebrity hanging out with their younger self when people could just look in a mirror SMH

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The younger version of yourself displayed by the mirror is kissing the older version of yourself in front of the mirror, so I suppose you're both correct. Unless you're a photon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume that you're not the one in the mirror.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Theory of relativity. Which one is in the mirror is entirely dependent on your frame of reference.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that's not a big deal so long as you refuse to look in the direction of the open bathroom door. Everyone knows that!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Repeating himself over and over again, even saying it's something for narcissists, it's probably something he's struggling with himself. And it makes sense, seeing how camera horny he is. If he would do actual scientific research instead of talking about primary school science stuff on cheap TV shows. But no.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

This guy needs to be kept away from mirrors for a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

He has a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I have thought upon it and am of the mind that he posts about it, then forgets he ever posted it, and posts it again thinking it’s still the first time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Another thought to disturb restful slumber, is that he forgets, keeps trying, and then writes up a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

My theory is he doesn't remember, keeps trying to, and then makes a new post about it when he remembers

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