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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is like a joke from MASH. Paraphrased:

Colonel Potter offers Radar a cigar.

Radar: Aren't they habit forming?

Potter: I've been smoking every day for 40 years, never picked up the habit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really need to watch M.A.S.H.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Highly recommend, it's one of my comfort shows. If you liked Scrubs, you'll probably like Mash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

i will say that Uncut Gems made me understand why people can get so invested in sports gambling. i was shaking near the end and was so into that basketball game being played

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I've experience with a family member succumbing to addiction. I couldn't watch that movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That movie was concentrated anxiety for me. The gambling was one thing but just for a second, I wanted a moment of near silence instead of people yelling lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's exactly why I couldn't finish that movie, so many people talking, no one listening.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If he's been doing it every day for 20 years and can still afford to, he must be doing something right, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Functioning alcoholic tier gambler.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or he has an enabler. Like rich grand parents

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He is in sports gambling as a profession. Writes about, gives advice, predictions, etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh man. I liked this post better when I thought it was a good joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah wtf! I thought this was a great "Ken M"-style troll, well done really. But this guy being serious makes this absurd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so his enablers are other addicts.. he's a pusher..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

He is a pusher, but his enablers are more like major casinos, sports organizations, etc. He is a dealer high on his own supply

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They say if you if you got a song in your heart you should just go sing it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even if the song is ax murder?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That performance made me wish I was a cool beatnik, poet, jazz cat.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That moment when you can't tell if John is a great troll or a terrible addict...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Or was he?

(Jeboa app takes to the wrong comment for some reason)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I would lean more towards the guy being serious, but at the same he's so bold and oblivious to what being an addict means that for a moment it makes you think he's just messing with people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So wholesome. Follow your passions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago