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B&D pls
I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.
But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.
Bed and dragons, bed and dragons
Go together like a horse and wagons
This I tell ya, brother
Ya can't have one without the other
You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.
I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.
What is four-penis wine?
"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.
The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.
I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.
You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?
That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.
EBDB?
Eskimo Brother Database
Hey, some dragons aren't so bad!
I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.
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It's the shorts. Don't @ me lol
I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.
This comic gets sexier every panel
Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?
The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌
The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?
Both, but especially the latter 😄
That's a weird looking Dave and busters
I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB
20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!
The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.
That's some very sedate drum and bass.
I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk
He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅
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*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel
the fuck
Correct!
Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS
☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩
A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?
AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.
Answer the question
It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle
My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.
PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?