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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I'm so tired of these woke CEOs and their snowflake whining over misgendering their companies. There's the name that a company is assigned at birth, and I'll be damned if I'm going to change the way I've always called them (for my whole life and ALL of god-fearing Christian history) because some liberal snowflake CEO one-day wakes up and simply declares, "twitter is now X" ffs.

The facts of the ~~birth~~ incorporation certificate, DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS little pissant mUsK... GET OVER IT!

/s since satire is dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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X post by user The Chaser @chaser reading: 'Stop calling it Twitter' says guy who deadnames his own child. Underneath is a photo of Elon Musk's face with a barely visible Tesla logo in the background and the link to the article at chaser.com.au

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure Elon, I can provide this service to you for just $8/month. It's great value honestly, I have expenses to continue to run my life and just $8 will happily contribute towards that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm bad at math, but Elon Musk is worth $229 billion dollars, which I think is enough to give every person on Earth $8 a month for a while.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you call 3 months "a while"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would, yes. You wouldn't?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, I wouldn't call 3 instances of payment (for a total of $24), "a while".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, well maybe three months isn't a while to you, but I think most people would consider a quarter of a year to be a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It would be one of the greatest redistributions of wealth ever, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm gonna call it Twitter even harder now.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you want him to fail, help him destroy Twitter’s brand.

Call it X.

I has worse brand recognition, terrible brand loyalty, and if only highlights that the product has changed for the worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm going to stop calling it twitter when twitter.com redirects to x.com, and not the other way around

at that point i would stop talking about it, because X is just too stupid

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His obsession with the letter X is like that middle school kid who used to talk about how many girlfriends he got and how good he is at being a bad ass...

Basically, he's a less likeable version of Zane from Hypnospace Outlaw.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a wannabe Steve Jobs who has chased his own one letter legacy for 30 years, pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"X" already happened. Musk even stole the logo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.