this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I had to downvote this because ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

EDIT the context oc

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Man haven thought of the pcjp in a while, thats hilarious

[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago

POV: you are the pony.

[โ€“] [email protected] 134 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"suffer seek company"

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would someone willingly do this to themselves

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

If people haven't learned not to look at my shit-re-posts by now it's on them tbh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You know it was free to not post this, right? It would've cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.

And yet here we are.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is this related to the ermm convention going on right now in Orlando?

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

What is fappening?

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude on 4chan documented his rainbow dash cumjar. Put her in and filled it over months.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh it's worse than that. Or maybe you're talking about a different one. But the one I remember involved the 4channer absent-mindedly leaving the cum jar with his Rainbow Dash figurine in it on the radiator heating thing and finding said cumjar boiling. He boiled Rainbow Dash in cum.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm still trying to get over the coconut guy story and then I read this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why. Why must you remind me of that cursed story.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry we are now both scarred for life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You only scratched the gaping surface of jar based horrors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna see a crossover, 1 guy 1 rainbow dash cumjar. Hope it wonโ€™t break this time

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No one could survive a puncture wound from that jar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ohgod now I remember

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

Well this is just an amazing cosplay then.

Instant psychic damage to people in the know.

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I might need someone to elaborate. Iโ€™m aware that itโ€™s a My Little Pony โ€“ and that it is in a jar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I googled it so you donโ€™t have to. Someone put a rainbow dash figurine in a jar, came in it, and then left it on the radiator for a few months.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot the 'lots' portion. It was not a small amount of liquid.

[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago

Save yourself. It's not too late to preserve your ignorance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

I'm shocked. Disgusted. Kind of aroused.

[โ€“] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago

ATBGE?

Never have I been so ashamed to cast an upvote. I'm still considering swapping for a downvote.