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I like beans
I got experience with yo Mama's ass
If you're ever looking for cheap jewelry/earrings, you should be very very careful.
CTV Marketplace did an investigation a few years ago, and they found that a lot of children's jewelry contained high levels of lead and/or cadmium. These pieces were found in multiple places, including Claires and H&M. Some children's makeup was also contaminated.
I used to know, but now I'm not so sure anymore.
'Something' is what we abstractly call that which is both not nothing and has some significance to us beyond being merely anything.
I'ma ask m'daaad.
I think I've... no, I've never done any of that before, sorry.
I know a guy, I'll hook you up
I can blow balloons up with my nose. In fact, I can even multitask and do one with each nostril. I also learned to do them with my nose before my mouth (don't ask why, I really don't know. Yeah I can be a bit weird).
I don’t.
I know a fun fact:
You know how a packet of 8 bits is called a byte? A packet of 4 bits, which is half a byte, is called a nibble!
I did not know this and my day is measurably improved, thank you knowledgeable stranger
Ackshully, it's spelled nybble...
Mah nybble
I heard Farmer's knows a thing or two, because they've seen a thing or two.
And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.
Ok, I'm joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don't know if the money goes to some wack-job. It's almost certain due to the invisible hand.
inb4 woosh ...bah bah-dah ... bah dah pah dum
I have experience living as a human
I've long imagined what that must be like...
i can whistle continuously without the need for breathing stops
I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.
Wtf how
It just kind of happened because i got annoyed that i had to stop during long phrases to breathe in so i just kind of taught myself how to whistle while breathing in. I just googled it to see how special that is but all im seeing is health conditions.
A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.
Sounds like you're talking about circular breathing.
No, that's something else. Circular breathing is breathing in through one orifice and out through another at the same time. What that person described is just reversing the direction of your whistling. You still breathe either in or out at once, but sound comes out of your face either way. It's really not hard at all to do.
Dries out your mouth pretty quick though.
I guess you could call it circular whistling. Circular breathing is another incredibly hard thing to do.
This could be the requirements for a job
- 5 years of experience with something (E)
- 2 years of experience with anything (D)
I have experience with stating correct opinons
wrong
Delete your account
Bruh took you long enough
According to Descartes I think therefore I am (and that's all I know), but to be honest I'm not convinced...
I also know that he was a drunken fart.
Hello, Bruce. Have you seen Bruce?