this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
855 points (98.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26702 readers
2796 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

the sun is the biggest star in our observable solar system

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I like beans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I got experience with yo Mama's ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You sound like you would have a laugh at this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you're ever looking for cheap jewelry/earrings, you should be very very careful.

CTV Marketplace did an investigation a few years ago, and they found that a lot of children's jewelry contained high levels of lead and/or cadmium. These pieces were found in multiple places, including Claires and H&M. Some children's makeup was also contaminated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I used to know, but now I'm not so sure anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

'Something' is what we abstractly call that which is both not nothing and has some significance to us beyond being merely anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'ma ask m'daaad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I think I've... no, I've never done any of that before, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I know a guy, I'll hook you up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I can blow balloons up with my nose. In fact, I can even multitask and do one with each nostril. I also learned to do them with my nose before my mouth (don't ask why, I really don't know. Yeah I can be a bit weird).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know a fun fact:
You know how a packet of 8 bits is called a byte? A packet of 4 bits, which is half a byte, is called a nibble!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I did not know this and my day is measurably improved, thank you knowledgeable stranger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ackshully, it's spelled nybble...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I heard Farmer's knows a thing or two, because they've seen a thing or two.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.

Ok, I'm joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don't know if the money goes to some wack-job. It's almost certain due to the invisible hand.

inb4 woosh ...bah bah-dah ... bah dah pah dum

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have experience living as a human

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I've long imagined what that must be like...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

i can whistle continuously without the need for breathing stops

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It just kind of happened because i got annoyed that i had to stop during long phrases to breathe in so i just kind of taught myself how to whistle while breathing in. I just googled it to see how special that is but all im seeing is health conditions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like you're talking about circular breathing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

No, that's something else. Circular breathing is breathing in through one orifice and out through another at the same time. What that person described is just reversing the direction of your whistling. You still breathe either in or out at once, but sound comes out of your face either way. It's really not hard at all to do.

Dries out your mouth pretty quick though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I guess you could call it circular whistling. Circular breathing is another incredibly hard thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

This could be the requirements for a job

  • 5 years of experience with something (E)
  • 2 years of experience with anything (D)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have experience with stating correct opinons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Bruh took you long enough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

According to Descartes I think therefore I am (and that's all I know), but to be honest I'm not convinced...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I also know that he was a drunken fart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hello, Bruce. Have you seen Bruce?

load more comments
view more: next ›