You cannot handle my strongest potion, Adventurer.

My weakest potion would leave you crumpled on the floor.

If this is true then how come Britain is depressed as fuck?

Help me, salt-vinegar chipobi! Your my only hope . . .

And suddenly salt and vinegar chips will increase in prive by a factor of 100.000

Hang on a sec, I need a drink.

Hate those. Taste awful and mess up your mouth

Unfortunately most chip companies don’t actually use salt and vinegar directly, they use sodium diacetate and sodium acetate which when combined produce the salt and vinegar flavouring we know.

The trial was completed by a total of 28 overweight but otherwise healthy adults, who were split into two groups: one group taking two tablespoons of red wine vinegar twice daily, and the other group taking a daily pill with a very small amount of vinegar in it.

Group too small, overweight is a weird group to use because it doesn’t really apply to people. And there wasn’t a control

The country with the highest per capita consumption of vinegar in 2018 was the Netherlands, with 3,108 liters per 1,000 people

This checks out. As we all know, the Dutch only inflict depression, they’re never depressed themselves.

Gitcha some of them all-dressed chips for a little flavor with your vinegar.

Also perfect for going in a sarnie

Apple cider vinegar (unpasteurised) gang here, love the stuff!

The vinegar situation where I am atm has kind of made me more depressed? Some of it is straight up ass, and the salt & vinegar chips have been pretty terrible across the board. I love vinegar, too, so I'm very sad. Maybe the vinegar has to taste good to work.

Article: https://www.sciencealert.com/vinegar-has-a-surprising-effect-on-depression-study-finds

Is that effect making your depression worse? I think drinking vinegar might make me more depressed.

Hmmmm... A quick pickled depression you say

This could explain my love for pickles. My body's looking out for me, I guess

Of course. If I add vinegar to anything it has a surprising effect.