"Hi Lesbian, I'm Moss"
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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No one was asking because no one was interested.
This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
tell me something not so obvious
"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."
"Oh, that makes sense."
👍
"Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!"
Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.
If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑
Yeah this didn't happen because there's literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
You too..
Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE"
- Tourettes Guy
"Hell yeah I like chicks too!" go for a high five
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line... my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.
With that out of the way ... my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now.. let's Beginn =]
"me too"
Final answer
So, do you pronounce the full name, "lesbian", or do you shorten it to "les" or something?
"Don't flatter yourself"
"I wasn't interested"
In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
'I know'
What's your best pickup line?
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"
It's time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
And I'm married, so I'm kind of asexual (at work), so we're ought to be friends!
It's probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I'd say something reassuring like that.
"cool, let's smash!"
"Well damn! Scissor me timber girl! Let's duck under the table and 69!"
"Me too, let's make out and adopt a pit bull"
Bahaha is that a thing? My sister's gay and she got a pitbull
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
"Hi, Lesbian, I'm Brian."
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
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