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That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)

Last Christmas by Wham!

Paul McCartney's Christmas song. It's a blight upon all mankind.

Because it's already starting again, "Last Christmas". Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that's ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.

The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.

Kars 4 Kids.

That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous

Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it's rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

Mr. Brightside by the killers.... fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can't decide.

Brown Eyed Girl

Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA

Baby it’s cold outside.

Seems to be America’s favourite rape song played for the entire cold season.

They did. You're welcome.

'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion

Sweet Caroline. No question.

For the sake of that one poor woman, please delete "cbat." It's done enough damage.

The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can't remember what.

--deleted, you're welcome---. I fucking hate that song with every fiber of my being.

Jesse's Girl. My high school used it daily in an ad for some bullshit they wanted to sell, and my first 10 working years they had a radio on wherever I worked on one of three stations depending, all of which play that song at least (at least) once a day every day. (That's at least daily and sometimes twice a day exposure to that garbage song for 14 years straight for anyone counting.)

If I hear it come on I will leave the room, and I'll be back in 3:14. Idgaf where I am. If I have the aux (it won't be played, but if it somehow does) I'm changing it. If I hit the lotto I'm buying the rights so nobody can play it on the radio and taking it off streaming so I can lessen the likelihood of exposure. I'll put it for free on itunes or some shit and never strike pirates but for the love of god please don't play it near me!

Guns and roses' remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!

That "you used to call me on my cell phone" bullshit