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Incidentally, I stumbled on this while looking for a Marx quote about how representatives of the old feudal order falsely positioned themselves as allies to the lower classes by attacking the excesses of industrial capitalism. If anyone has that quote, please let me know.
Most monarchists have no concept of monarchism beyond a ponzi scheme that everyone gets born into.
property owners
Capitalcel detected. True feudal chads know that the realm is exclusively at the disposal of the sovereign who is picked by God. Priests take vows of poverty for the sake of serving God so they shouldn't own anything. Aristocrats are enfeoffed by the sovereign and so cannot be said to truly own anything.
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Defecating is as necessary as labor, but we wouldn't want to live in a "shitter's republic" that tries to reduce life to the process of eating and discharging waste from the bowels. This is basically what Marx said he wants to do.
me: yeah, i read theory
the theory:
Broke: Girls don’t poop.
Woke: Monarchs don’t poop.
Robespierre did nothing wrong
The whole post history is incredible
DAE think Graham crackers have become too sinfully sweet?
This is an incredible level of delusion.
Imagine seriously using the claim of "I'm so correct that even aliens would agree".
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Yeah! Us communists would never presume that aliens would necessarily agree with us! 
Hasn't this always been a fash talking point? Capitalism is literally too woke for them, sometimes brown people make money! We need to RETVRN to a feudal caste system!
So....they exclude kings entirely? Or are those below warriors?
The nobility was supposed to be the military class under feudalism. It became less and less able to actually go to war as feudal contradiction progressed, but originally the lord was supposed to be the one "protecting" the peasants
It worked up until bows were able to reliably pierce armor.
And even then, it was mostly a protection racket, where you were essentially paying tribute to a king so they wouldn't pillage the lands you lived on and who had left a stay-behind administrator Lord who would pick knights from the locals to administer their territories while they pretty much did whatever they wanted, which was mostly drink and fuck. And you literally prayed that the local knight or administrator was good friends with the Lord otherwise your region would only get increasing tax burden, while other regions whose knights were friends with the Lord would get off easier. This would usually escalate until the peasants in these areas were literally starving after a couple bad harvests and would start a rebellion, usually attempting to appeal to the king to dispose the bad Lord, only for the king to order the Lord to kill the peasants, because that was the whole point to begin with. Better hope you actually have something to offer, and your knight actually gave a shit about his territory, or you were easy pickings for raiding bands. And if the king wasn't able to protect you, it was still illegal for you to seek protection from someone who could.
Rinse and repeat for basically a millennia and a half and that is more or less feudalism in a nutshell. Not that modern capitalism doesn't have it's own versions of all of this.
Kings are the top of the Second Estate (the nobility or military caste). The priesthood being the First Estate is kind of a polite fiction.
It was the ethical and theological justification for the way things were.
Kings are the priestly scholars I guess.
Look, I consider myself reasonable...but I really, really need to see the shapes of these dude's skulls, just for my own information.
I'd personally like to test the compressive strength of his skull.
Yeah okay, Worf
i can think of at least one owl that would love to live in a shitters' republic
what happens to a person to make this the product of their thinking 
Christian fundamentalism
But not Protestant Evangelicalism, this is the realm of weirdo ultra-traditional Catholics.