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It was 2 AM, I was watching Nathan Fielder on YouTube and then I heard these.. noises, it sounded like someone (or something) was crawling on the walls inside my bathroom, or bøttekott. When I reluctantly went to investigate it became clear to me that the sound was coming from outside the door of my apartment, someone was trying to pick my lock, rattling the handle and stuff.

After minutes of just kinda walking in circles, I got a pair of pants from my pile of unwashed clothes and put them on. I gently knocked on the inside of my door «Hallo?», I heard a frustrated «Ja..», it was a feminine ja. I asked her what she was doing and opened the door, she quickly closed it and shouted «Nei!». I felt guilty, was I not supposed to do that? Maybe she was doing something important like shitting or something idk. I wanted to be respectful of her business so I waited a bit then asked if she was done before I opened the door again. I saw the number above the elevator decrement, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Then I took my pants back off and started writing this shit.

Anyways, that was really scare guys :( :( :( I peed

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Probably someone drunk

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Prolly just a drunk person at the wrong door

Many such cases

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Couldn'ta happened to me im built different

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that happened to me once, group of drunk people trying to get into my apartment insisting they knew me. My apartment building was a carbon copy of one right next door so my assumption is in their drunken stupor they got into the wrong building.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That could be the case here as well, there are three very similar buildings right next to each other

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, that makes a lot more sense TBH. She probably pressed the wrong button in the elevator

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The key scratching sound could have been her trying to insert her key into the wrong door and being confused as to why it wasn't working. Hell, maybe for a second she thought you had broken into her apartment