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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Just my motorcycles that's missing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Look it all the space for activities!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I would worm across that floor just for the feeling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Only missing a giant TV.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Needs more HDDs.
And more screens.

I'm hoping there is an HVAC outlet not in view and the whole room has UPS.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

good enough for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'm fine with that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I have that same inflatable mattress.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Beeds to be smaller. That is just empty space that need to be cleaned. Also it being so large seems like it would be cold on lonely winter nights

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

And tomorrow they'll post a picture of a 10,000$ gaming setup with LEDs and shit and claim that women can't possibly understand spending a ton of money on furniture and decorations.

Not to mention that this joke has been done to death. For years pictures of empty rooms with a matress have been posted to claim that "this is what men want". (Until next week, when we'll post a picture of a gaming room full of expensive furniture and elaborate decorations and claim that THIS is what men want, actually, for real, I swear.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What would you add other than a better bed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Some rope lights would be a nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well, for starters, a bed frame. Lamps for better lighting, an couple night stands, something to divide up the space a bit (assuming this is a studio), book shelves, some plants, some art on the walls, an area rug, table and chairs, and a couple couches and a coffee table, some kind of speaker system, some kind of storage system for any equipment I own for job and hobbies. I also like wooden desks.

Like, the environment you spend time in has an impact on your mental state. Making that environment nice will make you feel better. The way your living space looks also says a lot about you. What this space says is "I literally do nothing but sleep and look at a computer screen". Which is less "hell yeah" and more "this cyberpunk dystopia isnt as neon as I expected."

So if this is what you want, then follow your bliss I guess. But also, if you are having trouble dating.... Look around you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

this cyberpunk dystopia isn't as neon as expected

Well, is it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Can’t help but read this and feel like you think I like this type of room. Bold of you to assume I would live in a basement.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

mini fridge for beer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

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