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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Frenchy McPistols

Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Asian Invasion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

cracker bongcloud

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jose Frijoles Sanchez

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

François LaGrenouille

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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Whitey McCracker

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Write that down! Write that down!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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nah first name would probably be Sori

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

User name does not check out.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

Or, you know some other gay shit....

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, you know some other gay shit

Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

You know what my point is, but since you're pretending, I'll pretend too: gay isn't a pejorative.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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Wright Devil

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