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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey wanna hang out?"

"I can't sorry, a Catholic witch on the Internet was on her hands and knees crying begging me to live a tortured life and I felt bad telling her no"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What data stealing evil corpo site did she use to get this message out? X? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tumblr.

While it's certainly not as evil as it's others, it was gutted when it was bought by Yahoo. It changed hands to Verizon and then Automattic. It was a tragic fall from grace.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I really don’t mind trading my money for value I receive. It doesn’t offend me.

As someone who has run businesses himself, I like being part of an economy where I can buy and sell things.

I don’t resent other people pirating stuff, and I don’t resent free services. I don’t mind donation-supported services. And I don’t mind paid services.

I guess it’s just who I am. I don’t really mind any kind of consensual economic arrangement people choose to form. Economic cooperation is economic cooperation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If subscribing and paying for services actually guaranteed ad-free, useful and complete experiences, then yes I would gladly pay. When iTunes made buying songs for a dollar easy, I paid hundreds of dollars for them, because it gave me exactly what I wanted at a fair price.

Now, when you sign up for a service, you're still getting ads, you're still getting paywalls around the movies and shows you really want to watch, you're still getting your data mined and sold. You're still paying more than you would have paid for premium, ad-free cable TV back in the old days.

It's useless. I want to pay for good experiences and services, but they ain't offering it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't mind paying, but since I've set up jellyfin and the arr stack I'm getting a better service than anything you can actually buy.

I don't want to flick between a dozen apps to see which sliver of content they've allowed me to view.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is it becomes coercive the moment dishonest wording by marketing and the actual product is observed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's more of a "give a mouse a cookie" problem. Paying for software i use had never been an issue for me unless the fee is insane eg Photoshop or something of the sorts. Subscriptions are fine as well but we all know the price will go up and the feature load won't or it might actually get worse. It's not just as simple as i use it therefore i pay for it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember when the internet was prviate, anonymous, cool, and had more than three websites?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Egads, I long for those days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop online concentration camps! Stop internet dystopian! Stop cyber dictators!

Fight for net neutrality! Fight for privacy! Fight for internet freedom!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Comparing social media to nazi Germany where jews were mass murdered? That's extreme. 😳

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, dear child, you have already succumbed, you're part of the machine, and you don't even know it. 😔 "This form of the Internet" == you are a consumer, passively ingesting the content created by the few, big players who gatekeep the marketplace of ideas. This is the Internet the capitalists want; you're just grousing about the details of paying for it.

The old promise of revolutionary change on the Internet was the idea that it would be an all-to-all media, that the users would create the content, and shape the message. So if you want to fight what the Internet is becoming, stop fighting the capitalists on their own turf. They don't care if some people pirate their stuff, as long as the money rolls in from the masses.

The best the can possibly happen if you teach everybody to pirate is to destroy the funding for content creation. Then all that will be left is the propaganda, the political ads, the messages pushed by somebody for ulterior motives. Unless...

Unless we teach the children to break that paradigm altogether. A person can live a happy life without any Hulu shows, or YouTube algorithms, or AAA games. Really. Become the creators. Leave the corporate walled gardens for the open, peer-to-peer Internet.

Or don't. It's hard, I know. Just don't pretend that your Jellyfin server means you've broken free of the system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nothing personal, but the way you put things comes across as quite sensationalist and "holier than though", mixed in with a bunch of claims that aren't well substantiated, but simply stated as fact. I feel like if you truly cared or believed in what you were saying you wouldn't package it in this sort of (frankly arrogant) manner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I write just for the fun of it, not trying to convince anybody. In this case, I was just matching the tone of the meme text.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Your comments are art.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You see it a lot here. Lofty words that sound nice but are just pulled out of the commenters ass. People love the smell of their own farts I swear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did TikTok just stop working in the browser completely? I won't download the app, but my family sometimes send me links to it and the videos never load anymore. I thought it was my VPN.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You usually have to remove anything after the numbers and "?", that should allow you to play it in the browser.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Seems to be so, it hasn't worked for me in sometime.

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