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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, not a programmer, just a rando on Lemmy. There are racist programming languages?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

is a joke based on that they can't even type rust without censoring the name "r*st" lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

yeah, r*st.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No distribution, but he didn't say no distributing a language parser to change it into rust and then microcompile a new executable on the spot.

Tell me you are having a midlife crisis over not wanting to change over from the programming language you grew up mastering without telling me you are having a midlife crisis over not wanting to change over from the programming language you grew up mastering.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Is it really just old men saying stuff should remain in C/C++ to preserve their nostalgia? What a bunch of petty bullsh!t.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

you may not create, maintain, or distribute a forked version of the software

ok, i'm just gonna host it on my website for archival purposes and if someone happens to download it that's not my fault

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

this is from the thread complaining that it's against TOS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

host it on my website

That's distributing and barred under the other license item. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Huh weird, these pull requests just magically accepted themselves

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol rust winamp clone let's gooooo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, it's not Rust but QMMP has existed for years. You could do a rewrite of QMMP with no issues if you really wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed, crab that anti-foss activist in particular

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ironic that winamp is was built on open formats and widespread IP theft (music ripped and shared)..... but they're strangely prickly when it comes to their code.

:|

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy who wrote Winamp Sold it decades ago. So you should clarify who is defensive about their code :-) The original coder is really good - he also wrote the awesome AVS visualization plugin for Winamp which among other things utilizes a special programming language called "eel". After selling Winamp he went on to create Reaper which also uses eel I think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

TIL! appreciate the deets

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The license, even if it's truly just to avoid rust (for whatever dumbass reason they have), is enough to me to hardpass on the entire project.

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