The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn't running.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?
haha you noticed!
Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better
That's old hat! Auto deploy it with helm on kubernetes.
What I stand up in AWS I don't know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?
Devs:
I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.
Less documentation means more job security.
Security by obscurity!!!
"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"
"It works. What more do you want?"