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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

If it could, it would.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

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Sure I have citizenship

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Great question!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Just what AI would say.