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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

If it could, it would.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Great question!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Just what AI would say.