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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Shampoo bottle label, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you talking about back when the world wasn't in color?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Like animals.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The family would get together and take turns, keeping each other company, telling poop stories, the usual.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh. I see you have good taste in porn, good sir.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vintage static softcore is just better. It is all about what you can't see that makes it more arousing. I mean, yeah, we can't see her dilating butthole, but imagining what her winking turd cutter looks like means it is the hottest possible gaping balloon knot imagineable.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

We did not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

series of mirrors displaying the tv in the living room

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Magazines and bird photo books

Also, fiber

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We had print media that hadn't died yet.

That's why the boomers are so mad at younger generations. Used to be you could get a newspaper delivered to your porch daily, and magazines delivered to your mailbox monthly.

Why didn't they put the newspaper in the mailbox? Because the 12 year old on a bicycle at 4am doesn't have time for your particular brand of bullshit.

And now, it's all on screens that hurt their eyes. My mom LITERALLY turns on airplane mode, and THEN turns it off. Completely off. Just so she can charge it. When I asked why she does that, she told a room of people "because thats how you charge your phone".

She then began argueing that airplane mode needs to be on, and THEN power off before you connect the cord. Otherwise you'll use radios and it doesn't charge right.

The entire room, knowing how crazy she was just nodded their head. Yes mom, that IS how you charge your phone and/or tablet. We're not just saying this because it's easier to agree with you on something that ultimately is harmless vs argueing with you, with no real benefit on either of our ends.

But yeah. This is how boomers view technology. And print media is dead. You can only read a shampoo bottle so many times before you realize the word "poo" is in the name "shampoo", which you're reading while you poo.

And thats why boomers are mad.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

they didnt. Thats why people only lived to be like, 30 at most back then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Gameboy Advance and then later a Nintendo DS or laptop and then a PSP or laptop towards the end right before I got my first smartphone lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Y’all need more fiber.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Learning French (Spanish in the US) by reading the back of the toothpaste bottles and whatnot. Newspapers, crosswords and magazines were very common in household washrooms.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Our bathroom door has a built-in magazine rack dating back to the 70s. It holds phones pretty well too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

But does it know why kids love the taste of cinnemon toast crunch???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It holds phones pretty well too.

Phones can have more than one app installed ya know lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Shelf" isn't one of them, sadly.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wiped with a CD instead.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, like a poop knife.

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dr. Bronners has enough stuff on it to read for 30 mins.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Methylchloroisothiazolonone

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bathroom readers, magazines, and Readers digest.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oops got stuck in another lather, rinse, repeat loop

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate.

Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Lauryl. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!

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