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Sorry for poor contrast, it was actually worse with the flash on. Look inside the roll, zoom in if necessary.

Ours apparently expired in July of 1823 πŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ain't zooming in for obv Rick Asstley.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's saddam

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the mice eat it, you gotta change the roll out for a new one. That's my policy. Also, the cardboard hurts; don't use it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The shells don't expire. Suck it, tp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, some Wilkinson exec from the future: what if there was a fourth shell?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Some people don't know how to use the three sea shells.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's just a "best by" date. You can still eat it, though it might taste a bit stale.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

when it starts to go I like to make a nice bread out of it, brings that flavour back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, its just common sense to smell if your toilet paper is poopy before you eat it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

no way im zooming to looking into your toilet hole dude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Real shitters never need to check πŸ’ͺπŸ’©

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For people wondering: This is to track batches from the factory, so when there's a quality issue, they know when and where it was created.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This thing says either 1823 or 1923. Either way, that's an oooooold roll of TP.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Yall are trippin, it’s July 18/19 2023

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just be careful to keep it dry. IIRC there is a fungus that grows on toilet paper in Arizona that will infect you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oof, fair enough. πŸ‘

Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Are you still in Arizona, Jimmy? You know Dad told you to get the duck out of there and let someone else use it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you're american, manufactured 18 July 2023?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah. That would be expired by now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All this investment...down the drain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

All this investment...wiped out

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's 2024, we've upgraded to the Plumbus X...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBU5cKluU

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Just take my upvote and go R303 yourself πŸ‘