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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[you eat food containing fear, that's why you're scared]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

[and unprepared]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Vegetarians in absolute shambles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

They're used to it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love when research confirms folk beliefs that have been around for centuries.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Noshitsherlockology is the funniest branch of science

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's so funny that some random peasant that would have only survived to 40 years old at most 400 years ago could have told them they didn't need this research

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does vegan cheese have the same effect?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Nope. Cause it's made of fundamentally different things.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Recently did a bit at work where Jacob Marley misinterpreted that as weight related insult. We were riffing on classic lines being taken too literally or wrong. 'I come to bury Caesar, not praise him' crowd - "yeah! Fuck that guy!" "Who's digging the hole?"

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well."

"Did you know he had like 15 dogs?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

My immediate reaction lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

God I only vaguely remember why these mouse Ashley memes exist lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Initially this looked like someone doing the cheeseslap meme for Terrified Stock Image Man.

And I've heard of this happening. A person in another Lemmy instance I'm in mentions having cheesemares all the time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gives you vegan nightmares.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Nah that's a vegan's nightmares.

Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don't eat animal products.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I've been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they're vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Gouda Night kelly

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

With nothing beyond the knowledge of the effects of the opioids in salvia and that there are casomorphins in much cheese, this seems pretty natural; doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.

Mama's revenge. 🐄