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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (15 children)

For those complaining about Jira... I used to be one of you. After changing jobs and using several alternatives, I am begging to be back on Jira. Manage Engine is currently the bane of my existence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I also wonder if people complaining about Jira are still on Jira Server. Jira Cloud is a much nicer experience. Certainly not perfect, but I've yet to see an actual viable alternative (once worked someplace that tried to move all project management to Gitlab... 🤮).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Haha a PM at my job just tried to move everything to gitlab thankfully someone in charge realized how stupid an idea that was...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I find Linear to be reasonably pleasant.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Did you ever try Pivotal Tracker? 🤮

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That might very well be the case, however, why are all of these apps so incredibly bad?

Jira especially seems like the definition of feature creep. It's more bloated than a lactose intolerant child after a tub of ice cream.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

ClickUp is A LOT worse than Jira.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who pushes jira is a waste of fucking carbon, and I hope they never find happiness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

why would you curse the waste disposal people at the landfill?

[–] [email protected] 112 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, we were also once happy.

And then we started using Jira.

RIP

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 135 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

yeah sure, happy teams start with jira but they end up as angry and sad teams

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Friends don't let friends use JIRA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"I'm not your friend. By the way, if you don't use Jira you're fired." -Middle Managment

"I hate Jira too. you're fired"- Senior management.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

With Jira everything is an issue

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

“Atlassian - for when you want make your security team really work”

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