NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.
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Sorry but those looks like Midland radios (:
Won't somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1
And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right
Fuck them too, right
Did I say "fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil" or did I say "think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council"?
Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶
But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?
Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷
So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.
They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack
Yeah we'll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.
Unbelievably funny!
ncd gains another prophet (this was posted to r/ncd yesterday)
Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.
Prophets increase profits?
Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.
for now it's handheld radios, more pagers, solar energy systems and laptops
Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.
Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.
After the first round they didn't check every single device they own? Of course, what's the chance it happens again!
Shall we check all the remaining beepers?
Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won't get us a second time.
You bet your ass they're tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.
That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...
"Bulkrate discount! Use promo code ISRAELISAWESOME to get an additional 15% off!"