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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(Most) humans love having sex. Sex is widely considered to be very good and enjoyable. So the fact that birth rates are declining says a lot about the state of the world.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's possible to have sex and still not have kids......

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the point is that incentivizing people to have more sex isn't the answer to a declining birth rate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Incentivising people to bone amidst falling birth rates is like addressing a broken leg by handing out painkillers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Depending on the industry banging your coworkers will not increase the birth rate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Finally, my hitting on that hot coworker isn't inappropriate but patriotic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Apparently Putin wants both.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Make Love I Got All These Soldiers Killed And Need More

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If the fertility rate remains below 2, it will become harder and harder to wage war. And if it femains below 2 long enough there will be nobody left to wage war (or die in it).

So please sacrifice your precious time, health and money for your future children. Do it for the love of war!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't forget the inability of the rich to keep you in poverty wages when there aren't 50 people waiting to replace you at every job!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They're doing a great job of removing young men already...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soon enough all those ads about hot Russian women near me might become a reality!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They’ll be advertising in China with all those extra men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

The discrepancy is lower than reported because rural families just didn't report female infants, but regardless, don't give them ideas, they might just buy some slave soldiers from Xi.

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