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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Keeping J.D. Vance in Washington: A Trump-Vance win is four years of knowing the freak’s location at all times.

I'm dead 💀

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Promising to declutter their rights

Love it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make Abortion Great Again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Bitches do love them some stickers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do make a serious point tho: getting to know for 4 years where the couch fucker freak is, is no small thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Also: stickers!