this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I should call her

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

Summer lovin, happened so fast,

I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

...

She flew by me, she bit my... cramp

He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

I saved her young, she nearly starved

He showed off, splashing around

Summer bugs, something's begun

But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is brilliant good sir!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is this... original content?

We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, I've seen it before! Must be a repost

/j

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

oh oh oh @[email protected] come tell everyone that letting mosquitoes bite you is a super bad idea! lmfao