Only reasonable response here is to clap back. Once they know you bite, they move onto someone easier.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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I have been in one relationship in my entire life. 8 years ago I was assigned the desk next to her at work, and now I I'm going to marry.
I'm so glad that I have to put up with this shit. One and done, and I'm perfectly happy with it.
Or kill your aunt instead?
J/K scary moderators.
. . . or am I?!?
Potentially get him!!
Bodied that freak
Why feel shame that you didn't live your life chained to animal urges?
Whats your Aunt got to show for herself? 2 Divorces? 4 kids, 1 dead from overdose and 2 college dropouts?
Breeders just pollute the gene pool imo, better to spend a long time to establish a life and have one partner you can trust.
this is such a 4chan answer
Nah, a 4-chan answer would blame women.
Sounds like a great family
Jokes aside, if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't. Don't let them win.
if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't
Oh definitely don't kill yourself, there's absolutely no future in it.
My cousin killed himself and I do not think it helped at all.
Yeah, I find straight up abandoning your shit family is a not completely bad idea.
You'd be surprised at the jobs out there that simply let you get on a train or a boat and simply leave it all behind if you want to.
Just please then don't jump off the back of my boat. The point is that it might be lonelier than guaranteed family but ocean is a bad way to go.
Yea, just put that energy into murdering your aunt.
But make it look like your cousin did it.
I wonder why Anon has issues finding love, with such a great upbringing
Fuck the single cousin? I don't see the problem
They had 10 children, 7 of whom survived to adulthood.
Interesting that the wiki article has that mentioned so high up, right after the cousins thing
It's not even illegal everywhere
Yeah, it's legal in my state, you just have to be in your 50s and one of you needs to be sterile.
Roll tide
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