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[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else have to make sure she didn't sneak a dick in her mouth?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I love my wife, she can't drive for shit though, nor does she respect vehicle maintenence, much less asthetic care.

Nope.

Also, she's literally told me she'd be afraid to drive my car precisely because I keep it so nice and she doesn't want to be responsible for fucking it up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Likewise mine. I bought an electric car to replace her Honda to save the poor Jazz from her gear changing technique

We have two cars, but the electric gets used most by a long way as electrons are much less costly than diesel

It's not that we grab whichever car, just we're not in America and don't need to travel by car all the time and whoever chooses a car second gets the Subaru

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I fell into this trap. We have a nice, fancy, efficient EV that's my daily driver, and a larger, less efficient gas vehicle that doubles as the family car/road trip machine that she dailies. We work roughly the same distance from our offices, but on days when she has to go across town on an errand, she takes the EV. It makes sense to save gas and whatnot.

Rims are fucked. I think she's rubbed them on every available curb in a 25 mile radius. She doesn't care. Fuck me for wanting a nice car I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

My wife and I have only vaguely assigned vehicles. There's whatever she wants to drive and what I normally drive to work.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Why are there so many question marks??? That's not how questions work??????

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The additional question marks indicate perplexity. There are many question marks as they convey information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

multiple question marks give a different tone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Bad news for you, punctuation is descriptive not prescriptive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We have one (volvo xc90 with 3rd row seats) that is for going places with our kids, and another (a nicer/newer mercedes e350) that is the adults only car. I think the Volvo is technically in my name, the Benz in my wife's but I'd have to check to see if I didn't reverse those.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I keep half my life in my car, I can’t imagine switching it to another car everyday…unless I just keep an equal amount of stuff in the other car…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A shared car accumulates less crap.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I do this....

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Propertarians have small minds.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

For years we didn't have our own sides of the bed, but then one day we got a bed side table and that all came to an end.

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