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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't sink in the piss

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don't be afraid. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

When you can't just phone home...

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Nothing like a good rimjob.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I see, ๐Ÿ˜€ but where's the glory! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is actually the wrong design.
what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

same concept but designed for different sized people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You mean like Japanese toilets?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I searched "Japanese urinal" with safesearch off.
This was a mistake.

Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean this. A very common thing in most Japanese houses.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My friend, is that a urinal?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They said toilet in every comment. Read better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the fuck do you mean read better? we're talking about my own fucking idea for a toilet.

i specificied urinal. read better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And they compared your idea to toilets in Japan, then you got upset because it wasn't literally identical to your idea.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

no, I got upset when you decided to act like an ass for no fucking reason.

get the fuck off my comments.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh we don't talk about those. My toilet paper works just fine..

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always "the next thing" the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!โ€

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a good point. A little tip-rinse after going is just good hygiene.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

In all seriousness, you'd have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don't ask how I know.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha. Good one.

Anyone reading this and doesn't know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

Moral of the story: don't mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you're doing.

This has been my Ted Talk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Correct. It's great for dried piss though. Gotta mop it up first, then bleach it down. Don't be stupid, kids.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah. That would be fine. Agreed, don't be dumb kids (and everyone else).

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That roommate didn't last long.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Far better tis in the sink to piss

Than in the piss to sink

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I wish my college dorm room had one of these bad boysโ€ฆ.

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It's bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But...you need to lower the overflow hole ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

not if you line things up right

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Add more for target practise

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