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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It's not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes "kinky" and "bold" in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

yeah that's part of the joke

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me "who are you" and "how did you get in here".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I would never put Neuro on a cloud..

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