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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room? Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov

(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: you're an orc.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Adult males*

I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

They're both men, but neither of them are Men.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why? "Men" seems more apt and inclusive. Trans men can be rapists, too.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's an elf and a dwarf. Not men.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, yeah, I don't know how I missed that. Preeeeeetty embarrassing. Definitely the kind of thing that would keep me up at night if it had happened IRL.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You admitted a mistake on the Internet. That's a plus in my books.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess you could go with Aragorn, Theoden and Faramir then

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Counterpoint: being in a room with Boromir, it’s pretty unlikely that you’ll be the one to die. It’s kinda like a form of plot armor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boromir was extremely honorable man, but who could not fight against the influence of the one ring. Don't do him dirty like that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

and then spent the rest of his life

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It was just that one time and he said he was sorry.