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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Nature, uh, finds it's ways.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You left your SI in the link

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well, now Google will know who I am. Drats.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

Oh yeah this is a classic

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

The original, unmodified text, for those who care:

The horngus of a dongfish, which is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).^[420]^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This cannot be real

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Really not that much different, to be honest

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is also fake. Those are all incorrect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is a joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We just haven't found the real one yet.

It's prophetic

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please don't take this from me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Be better about recognizing obviously fake shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Be better at having a sense of humor, chum.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The current Wikipedia entry doesn't even have the same picture (text checks out though).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Inspiring, so many new insults to try out

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

And that's how you make a plumbus!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…