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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

People doing karaoke forget way to often that you got to twist and rotate it, just the ol' in-n-out routine isn't enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hey live unprocessed echo effects aint cheap you know

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fuck? What kind of weirdass karaoke do they go to there the standard complimentary colonoscopy isn’t part of the experience? [SHUDDER] Must be that nasty dark back alley karaoke everyone warns you never to go to. Ew.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don't even play with your ass, at all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this can't be someone's dream job, it has to pay well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'd say the same thing about plumbers, who wants to sniff poop all day?

turns out, nope! this guy loves his job https://youtube.com/@draincleaningaustralia

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, remember the news when one of those fucker even continue the procedure despite the patient SCREAMING in pain and he just doesn't care?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had one with no painkillers or sedatives - it was uncomfortable but fine!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm gonna need you to stop throwing it back on the camera."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, butt stuff with an audience was pretty weird.

They were all lovely though, so it was okay. Man, that'd be a weird job!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When you open a link and realize you just got rickrolled

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Best part of a colonoscopy is the fentanyl they give you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Said fentanyl on the receipt, but fuck if I know. Muscle relaxer and mind relaxer is what the doc said

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ones I observed with my attending physician were using twilight sedation with propofol, and I think they got small doses of fentanyl to manage discomfort/pain during and right after the procedure. The propofol lets them knock you out for a while without putting you under so much that they have to intubate. (That is anesthesia's job though, so it might be recorded differently on your records)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably just different practices, I'm not in the us. I've had like 7 of them, and it's just the nurses at the gastrolab who inject me with the funny juice, but it doesn't knock me out. Might've been an anesthesiologist there to give a nod of approval, but I doubt it. Anywho, seems like you know more about the medicine part of it, so I defer to you Dr. Daddy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sounds more like a waking sedation. Those will get used in American medicine if it's just a sigmoidoscopy (the last bit of the rectum and colon), but for a full colonoscopy, they really prefer to conk you out a bit more than that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ye, going full under is understandably taken very seriously, and is used less where they think it can be avoided. It's not common at all to be put under if removing wisdom teeth for instance, unless completely medically necessary, and I think they also do it with severe dentist fright. One time during a colonoscopy I didn't even get any sedation until like midway through when I started twisting in pain and all I managed to say was "can I have...."

Good times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think the other part of it is that something like a full colonoscopy is a lot safer if the patient isn't moving at all given that one of the biggest and most serious risks is poking a hole through the colon with the camera.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The ones I observed with my attending physician were using twilight sedation with propofol, and I think they got small doses of fentanyl to manage discomfort/pain during and right after the procedure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

SingStar Splenic Flexure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Not if they did the bowel prep well enough.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Which song are they singing?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is so perfect