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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The drive where the emergency porn is stored, in case of your state either bans or "not bans" (makes the providers to do mandatory ID checks and them to be responnsible for abuse) it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I see Programmer humor lemmy is continuing the fine r/programmerhumor tradition of non programmers posting vaguely technology related memes that have dick all to do with programming

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Shit, that's where my sex drive went. Can I have it back please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

its where you store all your porn?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Your question indicates that you don't have one?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Aces are going to be so flabbergasted when i tell them about this. They'll never believe me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, so that's what all of you are talking about.

I still don't really see what all the fuss is about

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Finally some high-effort posts around here...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Are your platters misbalanced because I'm really getting vibes from you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have expected that 2010s movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I see that it is also a hard drive.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It should say "porn" on the drive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I believe you spelt homework wrong

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Excellent, the punchline is sorted, now we just need the rest of the joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Made a joke when 6x CD-ROM drives came out that 6 in German is sechs. Sechs drive, sex drive, hurr-durr.

I was in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

floppy drive, hard drive, sechs drive — we got building blocks. Crowd sourcing a joke could work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

The joke has been lost because the drive's technology is ill-suited for permament storage.

If only we had a hard drive...