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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

A famous actress's necklace in my ass

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

probably TMIWhich is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The boys are back in town in my ass

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Deliver Hope ...

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Between two points in my ass

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nawordar@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Everything Turns Blue In My Ass

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

'God was never on your side in my ass' by Motörhead

[–] Bananobanza@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Europa in my ass

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You In My Ass

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[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

В танце in my ass (in dance in my ass)

[–] sandbo00@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

Orbit Culture - From The Inside In My Ass

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Sweden in my Ass

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

It’s Raining Nevertheless In My Ass

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Bleed in my ass

those bass drum hertas tho

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Better off without you in my ass

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because I got High in my Ass

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Scishow tangents theme song in my ass

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Karl Marx in my ass

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] midori@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

[–] midori@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Username checks out.

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[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Eyes of the world in my ass

[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I MIGHT B3 SICK in my ass

thankfully not true

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I'm still standing in my ass

[–] B312@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Under Cover of Night in my ass

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Peaches in regalia in my ass

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Emptiness Machine In My Ass

[–] clubb@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm so exited for the album. I can't wait to see what they do next!

And as for my answer, I saw the post right during the crossfade period between two songs, so I'll let you choose:

Midnight Sun in my ass

Or

Demonic Future in my ass

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[–] Drint@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Psycho Crazy

[–] peeteer@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

In The End In My Ass

"I've put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo..."

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

In the end, it doesn't even matter?

[–] wololo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Mixel@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

Adapter in my ass 😭

[–] proti@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

bamboo sword girl in my ass...
okay then

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Separator in my ass.

…ouch

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

Departing Scene in my ass

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm....

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

His ass, it is said, never gives up its dead When the skies of November turn gloomy

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

That's a good one. XD

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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