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Remember to throw in "=" at the start just to toy with the poor sap who has to manipulate the results in excel
If you think that these days resumes actually reach developers, I have an AI company to sell you.
Who hurt you!?
Who didn't?
Junior dev: Oh no what is that symbol? Let me examine the code closely to find out
Senior dev: The form still works. Fuck you.
Some people just like to watch the world burn
wow this is a good joke’ wonder if it'll work
You'd need to put ’ (specifically) in place of a quotation mark. That is the cp1252 encoding of right single quote in utf 8.
"Wonder if it’ll work?"
This doesn’t makes any sense!
Honestly funny, since we don't have GDPR here in the US, I guess this is fair.
Not sure how that's relevant, but some states do have an equivalent to GDPR. California has CCPA for example.
I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.
Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack
If you're reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.
If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.
What?
This is torture to do to a programmer...report people torturing others to the authorities
👺 May your socks always be wet.
I know what I'll be doing April 1st 🤣
Some hackers DoS the code. This guy DoS's the corporate process.
Thanks, {{ firstName }}
Good Ole Bobby tables.
Must be the updated version of ~~~~####3$3$$%^^~~~! NO CARRIER
At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They'd likely figure out someone actually entered those values.
You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.
They are quite well seasoned. But it's also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.
And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it's usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.
is there a decnet found satan sub around here?
If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
The special hell.
That’s pretty funny! ���

See you in hell
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