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[–] KeinBlauer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Comment@2a139a55

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Remember to throw in "=" at the start just to toy with the poor sap who has to manipulate the results in excel

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[–] chahk@beehaw.org 3 points 6 months ago

If you think that these days resumes actually reach developers, I have an AI company to sell you.

[–] starshipwinepineapple@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Who didn't?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Some people just like to watch the world burn

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

wow this is a good joke’ wonder if it'll work

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You'd need to put ’ (specifically) in place of a quotation mark. That is the cp1252 encoding of right single quote in utf 8.

"Wonder if it’ll work?"

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 7 months ago

This doesn’t makes any sense!

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Honestly funny, since we don't have GDPR here in the US, I guess this is fair.

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 7 months ago

Not sure how that's relevant, but some states do have an equivalent to GDPR. California has CCPA for example.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago
[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

If you're reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

This is torture to do to a programmer...report people torturing others to the authorities

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 7 months ago

👺 May your socks always be wet.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I know what I'll be doing April 1st 🤣

[–] frezik@midwest.social 34 points 7 months ago

Some hackers DoS the code. This guy DoS's the corporate process.

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 99 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 29 points 7 months ago

Good Ole Bobby tables.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

Must be the updated version of ~~~~####3$3$$%^^~~~! NO CARRIER

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They'd likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

They are quite well seasoned. But it's also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it's usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

is there a decnet found satan sub around here?

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

The special hell.

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 87 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s pretty funny! ���

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago

See you in hell

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