this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

NGL kidney beans do be beaning

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

shitty crop my good sir but thank you anyway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

laughed out loud best post of the week so worth it. I want a follow up now!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to read this atrocity?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think OOP’s son is a lemmy user

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know object oriented programmers are capable of having children

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's beans. Must be enterprise java

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago