Napoleon Dynamite kind of story. Love that movie. Pedro is numero uno.
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.
Legend.
I liked the small window where short shorts made a come back. Got to show up that bump on your quads near your knee.
That was cool. Didn't quite get as many girls as I hoped. But still it was a nice window. Probably should have grown the moustache for extra benefit.
If she grabbed that thing out of the air and smashed it anon couldn't really call the cops on her for it
a 10/10 would've jumpkicked it out of the sky
Courtship rituals
9.5/10
Not really my type
Anon is into 10/10 men.
Didn't get it
I think the joke is just that this is psychopath behaviour
moral of the story: dude's dumb
Anon didn't get laid.
Story is probably true.
Fake: Mustache
Gay: not his “type”
I’m onto you anon.