I... Kind of think it's neat
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That's pretty neat
Bluetooth hair extensions.
That's really cool
Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.
But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!
Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏
What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.
From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.
i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.
wat
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Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it
You're just winging it
While I'm slinging it
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