Assuming we got some time beforehand to prep, blow up a pipeline or 7
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I keep my head down. No legal consequences isnβt the same thing as no consequences.
I would rob some things I want. Not the money, only the the stuff hahahahaha
Nice try mr. Copper! π
Rob a bank.
it might be legal but you still have to deal with security
~~Illegal~~ Legal immigration.
I would move to Scandinavia, maybe Denmark or Netherlands.
I didn't even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports
Why'd you go for a US passport considering their globally reaching tax laws?
Why do so many every single year go for us passports and us citizenship?
So i pay an accountant to file a tax return once a year. Seems okay. It's a powerful passport
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Man, I gotta brew something up in case a Crime Day comes up.
I'd like to do some proper money laundering but I'd need dirty money first. Idk, if skill wasn't an issue, I'd hack the bank and erase my debt? No, make the bank owe ME.
The law does not currently prevent me from doing anything I want to do.
I'd go to the art museum and consume copious amounts of hallucinogens.
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I know of an exploit on a horribly designed website for a national car park company that would allow me to write a script that would effectively give me and anyone else i know free parking for ever for all car parks administered by this company in the country (which is a lot of car parks).
So i'd do that
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