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Great Satire Writing:
Why does the title capitalize every word?
.... Probably to make people like me wonder about it.
Satire of news publications
Chicago Styleee mon
Give it to me one time, HUH
Give it to me two time, HUH HUH
Had the same problem with my spotter at the gym
PR in shambles
He was…asking you to give it to him one more time?
In Daft Punk's hit from 2000, "One More Time", the artists lied by in fact asking you to celebrate one more time 61 more times.
This issue is bleeding into other genres. Next they ask you to do it TWO more times.
The entire song is a single request. If you started dancing before the song was over, that's on you.
I'm just saying, it's a slippery slope. Daft Punk is famous for making repetitive requests. Here's the lyrics from their song "Around the World" that forcibly request that I travel where they so choose.
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world
I don't see a single word there that sounds like a request. I think that was just a summary of their latest vacation.
Oh very nice. Where'd they go?
Gary, Indiana
my condolences
Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or Rome?
Nope. Gary, Indiana.
My Home Sweet Home!
Clearly down the street.
I hear they get around
The world? Like around the world, around the world?
I couldn’t tell you where I’ve heard it but yes I have to say that sounds somehow familiar
With a loud, resounding James Brown HeH!
To the bridge!
Hit meh!