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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"vital Organs" of a demon???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I mean, how familiar are you with the biology of demons?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Boob plate is a pet peeve of mine. That shit is dumb

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Brienne of Tarth

10 out of 10

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Both are good

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That's a reference I haven't seen in a long time.

Fire Emblem has a couple bangers too. And some less so.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean... some kink shaming if you're into necrophilia.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I get the usual necrophilia hate, but honestly, if they're undead and can consent, more power to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Konsi wouldn't shame you for that, but she might quietly take you aside and privately ask you to not do that. :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Oooo! Boobplate post. (Grabs popcorn)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

But, boob sash.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Left has thicker plot armour.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hear me out: a metal 1990s Lara Croft uniboob. Hits are no longer directed to the sternum.

If that isn't credible enough for you, make the uniboob bigger, redirecting force outward, away from the chest.

If that isn't credible enough for you, a massive uniboob containing a tiny gnome sorcerer able to slay at range. Basically a lil green skinned tiddy tank.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, so the issue with that is it will direct arrow and crossbow bolts upwards towards the neck and face, so you will need to add an angled gorget with a lip to redirect the bolts/arrows.

This was an actual armor design for a while, but it is not as pronounced as you would imagine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this a meme that I am unfamiliar with?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

If that isn't credible enough for you, a massive uniboob containing a tiny gnome sorcerer able to slay at range. Basically a lil green skinned tiddy tank.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That's just called 1600s era half plate.

As halberds and other armor penetrating weapons became normal (and Guns), the focus of armorers was on deflection rather than outright stopping blows.

Also, iron became cheaper and thus mass produced. So in some sense armor got worse, but far more people were wearing armor. The small bits (gloves, legs, etc etc) couldn't be custom made per person anymore because of mass production templates. But armor was well on its way out by then anyway as guns were obviously the future.

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