It's suicest.
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Also, if you guys could provide a solid answer sooner rather than later?
Answer mine first: Can I use the cloning machine next?
As long as you're not one of those people who gets squeamish over the sight of dead clones, have at it.
https://youtu.be/2E8K3rxllh8?si=zNzE6v_3OWY2hxzl
Just don't get obsessed with fucking your clone or it could get crazy.
Wow. That was fucked up.
yes
"designed to be sung to the tune of 'Home on the Range.'"
(1) Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And after it’s grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
(Chorus) Clone, clone of my own
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when I’m alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
(2) Oh, give me a clone
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she’s X-X
And the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we’re prone.
(3) My heart’s not of stone,
As I’ve frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we’ve dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.
(4) Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don’t you see
Since we’re both of us me
When we’re having sex, I’m alone.
(5) And after I’m done
She will still have her fun
For I’ll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail
They’ll be both of them male
And they’ll each ravage her by and by.
Source: autobiography of Isaac Asimov
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Nothing wrong with a little masturbation as long as you don't pull a full San Junipero with yourself
which ep is this?
S6E3
You wouldn't download a clone.
Yes, a clone is not yourself (masturbation) and is not a doppelganger but a entity similar to but not itself yourself. So 1 doesn't equal 1.5
yep. also pretty gay
As gay as jacking off your own dick??
Wait hold on, now I have a question. If I wouldn't want to fuck me, does that mean no one would?
Jesus my self-confidence just took a massive hit
Let's be real, your self confidence wasn't all that
No, it really wasn't all that lol
I mean I don't want to fuck Rhea Perlman but evidentially Danny DeVito did, so y'know lotsa fish out there to fuck or whatever the saying is.
I guess that just means you're not autosexual! Um, would that make you allosexual? The aces already nabbed that term
Wait, allosexual means not asexual right?
And yes I'm not autosexual, definitely heterosexual. But I think the question here isn't autosexual as autosexual is with themselves but another person as themselves?
Technically this is an impossible scenario we are trying to figure out but damn yo we straight up philosophizing
A twin is a genetic clone and that would be considered incest.
Sorry but the only that comes to mind is this:
Without some kind of rapid aging, a clone of yourself would have to be grown from infancy. I suppose if you were cloned at an early age, and then waited until your clone was of age for consensual sex, it would be incest.
If you had sex with your identical twin, is it incest?
What's the difference with a clone? Is it because they are grown in a vat? Is it because they're a different age? Do they have no rights and soul like a replicant?
Or is it masturbation?
I think that would be a hard argument to sustain. Say one batch comes out of the machine extra humpy/rapey and just comes at you, humping, grinding, the works. How would that fit into your masturbation framework?
Kinda takes "Go fuck yourself!" out of the insult cannon.
"Oh yeah, already did man! And not to toot my own horn (again) but I gotta say...."
there are some ahem "works of fiction" that not only explore that, but also refer to it as "selfcest"
so... yes and no? yesn't?
I don't think so because every so often in my life people have told me to .... go fuck myself
It's an act that many of us would condone for others .... especially Larry, he's a real jerk, he can go fuck himself
Did you grow up and have deep familial bonds with your clone? Accidental reproduction isn't a consideration because your clone will match your sex.
True. But you could adopt.
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