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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4chan is a sea of garbage.

greentext communities are held up by the patient people trudging through shit, who post the rare pearl or two you rarely find there.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/

they should do this again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

/b/ is just nasty now. Even the YLYL threads are just awful stuff scooped from the bottom of /pol/.

There are few sometimes decent boards, especially if you can find decent reoccurring general threads with regulars in them.

/tv/ should just be renamed Prometheus though. It's incredible how much that one movie has broken that place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>be me

>go on /tv/

>see post about prometheus

op was not fake (possibly gay)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.

payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment... The next hour or so is gonna suck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it's on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it's 1 hour 40mins.

Get extra rekt.

PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we're not on metric time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"The next hour or so" both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying "the next hour and forty minutes, give or take"

But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

Not that nice, 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5 while 12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4 and 6 and 60 is also divisible by 5, 10 and 12 so there are actually some good reasons to keep time the way it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”

my bad, reading comprehension is hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I often struggle with that too. No harm, no foul, have a nice week!

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