Showers are for oranges or IPAs.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D
Bugs Bunny
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.
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"accidentally"
Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.
I curse the day I learned to read.
e_e
There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!
It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...
Give it a nibble. You might like it.
I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
it might be that it wasn't used for eating
I don't think that's for eating
No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
Nobody.
There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Smell it ... if you dare.
Why stop there?
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud